March 12, 2008: Republicans + New War = McCain 2009
Q) The Republicans are scared. Democrats will almost certainly win this year’s elections. What to do?
A) Send the vice president to the middle east. Start spreading rumors of a new invasion (most likely Iran). Watch top US military leaders resign because they disagree with the stupidity (i.e. Adm Fallon). Watch the media take the bait and spread talks of this new war. Watch McCain the war hawk play the part of most competent commander in chief.
Whether the war happens or not, Republicans win in the end and Jesus is happier for it.
Further Reading: Today’s Washington Post Article “Are We Closer to War?” by Dan Froomkin.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/blog/2008/03/12/BL2008031201898.html?hpid=opinionsbox1






